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• Out of the mouths of babes...

  Mon Sep 20, 2010
  • why are kids sitting at a starbucks? "here's your triple espresso, little billy."

• Malaysia burglar falls asleep on homeowners' couch

  Sat Sep 18, 2010
  • he found the bed that was just right, but there's nothing about whose porridge he ate.

• Chubby chaps better in bed

  Thu Sep 9, 2010
  • this really brings new light on being a one minute man. any 30 second women out there? someone for everyone, right?

• What's the lunch truck got today?

  Wed Sep 15, 2010
  • absolutely. like if you just place the hot dog on a napkin in the mic. the alternative to that is some extra fiber in your diet.

• What's the lunch truck got today?

  Wed Sep 15, 2010
  • or in my case, my mom couldn't cook. i liked to eat. i come from a long line of southern women who like to eat and cook, usually doing both at the same time. i taught myself to cook, and now i'm pretty good at it. a lot of times i end up cooking for my family.

• Family abandons bathroom after devil appears in the tiling

  Fri Sep 17, 2010
  • this is the equivalent of when stars go broke and end up working at sears or something. now, because he can't find a regular gig, satan is possessing bathroom tiles. here's a better one.

• Pancakes or prayer? IHOP sues mission over acronym

  Wed Sep 15, 2010
  • i most certainly agree with you. the problem with religion, and the belief in god or any gods is that mankind needs it. we are the only creature that is fully aware of our mortality, or rather, fully understands it.

• Pancakes or prayer? IHOP sues mission over acronym

  Wed Sep 15, 2010
  • oh you dirty little christians have struck again. folks, it's time to be frank with you, christianity as a whole is as tangible as the easter bunny and santa claus. this ripped off religion with it's ripped off savior, is ripping off businesses in their never ending clever disguises.